Wait, isn’t that a description of Haru since episode 10?
They say a couple start to resemble each other after some years together XD
Anyway, it would be something like this maybe?
Haru: I’m home.
Makoto: Welcome back!
Haru looks around, looking disappointed.
Makoto: He’s in the bath.
Haru: He won’t even come to greet me anymore when I’m back from work.
Makoto: That’s because you steal the bath from him after he comes out.
Haru: I told him we can bathe together!
Makoto: No.. you see, he’s a little too old for this now, he’s embarrassed to bathe with his parents.
Haru: No he’s not, he hugs us all the time, doesn’t he? He just wants the bath all to himself, the little brat.
Haru rolls up his sleeves.
Makoto: Uhh.. Haru, you’re not going to fight him over the bath now, are you?
Haru: He’s 100 years too early to take the bath away from me.
Makoto: Wait a.. Haruuu..!! Not again… you’ll make him cry.
Haru: Then there is only one choice. A kid has to listen to his parents. We will take a bath together. Makoto too.
Makoto: No, the bath is really not that big, Haru. (and anyway, leave me out of this crazy please)
Haru ignores him and stomps in.. Makoto freaks and grabs him, pulling him back.
Makoto: Haru… *starts undoing his tie* How about we go up to the bedroom, while he’s in there, and then when he goes to sleep we’ll have the bath all to ourselves, ne? *smile*
*kid dashes in* YOU CAN HAVE THE BATH NOW, DAD. DON’T TOUCH DADDY!!
Haru: Is it too late to return him?
Makoto: *sweatdrop & uneasy smile*
Kid: I’ll… I’ll cook you mackerel!
Haru lets go of Makoto and puts his hand on the kid’s head.
Haru: I’m home.
kid: WELCOME BACK DAD! *HUG*
Makoto hugs them both from behind..
What am I even doing.. lol *dies*
Ahhh this poor kid is gonna have a horrible childhood
Ah don’t get me wrong.., is only because I can see haru and makoto being those showing affection parents.
Going to watch a movie, parents kissing in the dark
Kid: iigygybgiyibgbgiy stoooop
Going to the supermarket
Haru: *looks at makoto holding something (you need this makoto?)
Kid: stop with your telepathic thing! And I want this cookies!
Kid: I don’t want to play mimics and signs, you always win
Other kids in the school (and the always present fujoshi friend): oh you look at those two, they are like a perfect couple, ahh I want them to be my parents, look at his muscles
Kid: blushes and want to be in another world
Yeah because when your parents are like those two, I can see something like this
Ahh, if I could draw, I’d make a weekly 4-koma about the adventures of this poor kid XD
"No, dad, pineapple and mackerel do not go together. especially not on pizza!! Daddy, help me out here."
kid: Is it ok to have some.. uh.. friends… sleep over on Saturday?
Makoto: Ehh? Really? (my kid has friends! I’m glad) Sure. how many do you want to invite?
kid: 0. They invited themselves and I couldn’t say no.
Makoto: Uh….. ok. (my kid is popular! I’m so happy) So how many want to come?
Makoto: ……..is that the entire school?
kid: No, just the girls. And 3 boys.
Makoto: (I am not sure this is a good idea…) Haruuuu